Romeo knows best

I forgot what you name is.


I'm actually really great with names but I
can't seem to remember yours.



Your very forgettable.

Why are you such a tool?

Reason # 5,879



You bought tickets for this




Reason # 5,880



Your convinced that it will be completely different from this

O, it's you!!

I saw you walking to your car today.

You've gained weight, didn't think that was possible.

I guess your a lot more successful then I thought.





Things I thought you could never do

-get a job above minimum wage
-maintain a relationship
-live
-spell your last name
-drive a car without singing
-access the internet
-hug your mother
-go to a night club without being punched in the face



I can defiantly stop thinking about you

Your boyfriend called, he says he wants to break up but he
didn't want to spend time doing it.




That's why he called me......good luck, I guess.











Actually I take the luck thing back.

Your agent called, he says your a no talent.





I love you as much as bone biopsy.