Reminder

I had a thought today.

I just realized how much I hate you.

Its really a beautiful thing you and I have.

I'm starting to hate this blog.









You must be responsible

cover band

Your in the worst cover band in the world.


You can't even pick good songs to destroy.

Your famous..........finally

I found you in the dictionary.


Congrats

Injury

Today I went to the doctor to
get some x-rays on my ankle that
I injured during a pick up basketball
game.


I am sharing this with you for two reasons:

1) I take pity on you because you will
never have this experience. And no, I'm not talking
about an ankle injury.

2) You need to be reminded about how little
athletic skill you possess.



Get a job.............or some confidence.

You made this post bad!

Speechless

I can't seem to think up any new ways to
communicate my disdain for you.


It's probably because you have bad teeth.

Memories

I watched some old home videos
of you.

I am concerned that you might have
been the ugliest child I have ever seen!

And you might be asking yourself, how many
children have you seen? Well, I have worked
in the daycare and photography industries for
over ten years.

You do the math.



It's okay, you grew into yourself.........ha I can't lie.