Happy New Year....................as if

All the things that should or will go wrong this year


1) The test results will come back positive (prolly the only thing that will this year)
2) You'll fail that class you love
3) Your best friend will come out of the closet
4) She will break up with you
5) You will get the promotion but then screw it up the first week and then get fired
6) You'll realize your friends are only nice to you for your lakehouse
7) Your not that smart
8) You'll go to prison
9) You'll be put on this site
10) You'll become illiterate, How? Ask yourself.





Here's to another record breaking year!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Writers block

I can't even think of creative ways to insult you.

I think it's your fault, just like everything else that goes wrong in your life.








I don't like you

Merry What?

I only wish Merry Christmas to people who I care about.


Notice who I'm not wishing a Merry Christmas?


Santa is real, and he doesn't like you!










Wishing you the worst of holidays.......................me